As promised, here comes my explanation for signing up for a spring half marathon, something I declared I wouldn't do again*.
The best explanation I have to offer is that this is a practice half marathon (there I go again, saying things that only "real" runners say).
A half marathon registration forces me to run, and that the training program puts me in optimum 5K shape, which I need in order to redeem myself after last year's Friendly Sons fail.
Yes, I could do these things without spending $60 to wear myself out on my day off work. I could also totally bail out on the financial commitment.
I probably won't do either, though. I'll spend two month being some combination of sore, sleepy and starving, complain about it the entire time, and then (finally) be grateful I did at the end of each race.
Nonrunners and some really intrinsically motivated runners might not understand, but I have full faith that most other runners are nodding their heads emphatically or empathetically.
My choice of race — the Hy-Vee Road Races half marathon — might also have some of you wondering about my sanity. In descending order of importance, my reasons for picking it are:
1. It's a month-plus earlier than Dam to Dam and on my regular day off of work. The timing thus hopefully works better for training and racing weather, and it definitely lines up better with the 5K race date.
2. The horrible hills at the end of this route are very close to where I live, so I can prepare myself — it won't make them that much easier, but it'll help me, mentally.
3. I know the route is a beast, and I know that race-day weather is a total crapshoot. With that in mind, I'm highly unlikely to secretly and/or realistically think about a PR attempt during what's supposed to be a shake-it-out event.
4. Cory and I were able to guilt friends into joining us. (Zach and Emily are totally going down.)
Base-building is in progress right now; full-on training starts Feb. 16-ish. Wish me luck.
* Have you noticed that of my first four posts in 2015, half of them address me retracting previous posts. So much humble pie.